Joshua Fujoshi

He was and is a faggot

Early Life
He was diagnosed in 2443 with Retardation at the age of 12, his mental incapability resulted his family to disown him and sold him to the Holy Arab Empirical State of Peace(قنبلة). There he worked as a slave for 25 years,until he was purchased to serve in the royal palace.

Marriage to the Arab Queen
He continued cleaning toilets until the turbulence of the white wars disturbed the sleep of the Queen, Raawiyah Kaneswaran Binte Dilarang also known as the Red Queen. Her constant unrest spelled doom for the Arabs and the Yorubans as her boiling red burned cities to ground, the citizens tried their best to calm her but to no avail. Fujoshi was licking her divine seat to clean it when a hilarious accident caused them to delve into severe awkward bondage and humiliation. Then they copulated, calming the red beast. The marriage was consummated on 30 December 2468, bringing Joshua Fujoshi and Raawiyah Fujoshi Binte Dilarang into holy matrimony.

Life as the Arabian King
Due to the matriarchal society he was unable to do anything.

Escape and Divorce from the Red Queen
Their marriage, to them, was perceived as "blissful". However many eye-witness reports from the castle laborers never see Joshua outside of royal social functions. Numerous other reports indicate a large amount of feminine shrieks coming from the royal sleeping danger, the same reports remarking the similarity between the feminine screams and Joshua's familiar squeals. Although with no proper evidence, it is concluded that Joshua was an abused spouse to the Red Queen. On 2470, Joshua and Raawiyah entered into the greatest bitch fight in all of history. Defeat was imminent for Joshua until an act of hilarious total utter nonsense caused him to fall into the nearby ocean in his retarded pussy basket.

Stranded at sea
The irony was that the total amount of water that got into the retarded pussy basket in his 109 days at sea was the most wet Joshua ever got in his entire life so far, and the basket was dry. He mainly lasted on a diet of melamine plastic from (China) and drinking donkey sauce found in floating sea urchins.