Dilarang Merokok

Dilaranag Merokok, also known as "no stick", is a religion followed by pagan beings. It is the direct opposite and is opposed by Matism as thought by Hafiz.

Origins
Dilarang Merokok is believed to have come to prominence in the late 12th century BC, when large clouds of smoke were causing problems for flying carpets and genies in the Middle West. It was determined by the Yoruban Engineer Lord Stevens Pilkings Keller that the large clouds of smoke caused by the practice of matism were creating more negative externalities than the positive externalities. Urged by his econs teacher, Engineer Lord Stevens Pilkings Keller decided to create a new religion to counter Matism.

Beliefs and practices
Under Dilarang Merokok, followers do not use and actively destroy Matism's Holy Sticks. They also avoid all corners in architecture, and have a preference for organic shapes and circular rooms. Engineer Lord Stevens Pilkings Keller is revered as a god himself, as well as his son Olunde Chris Darlington Keller is also revered. The leader of Dilarang Merokok is currently a guy from Kyoto known as Ishiguru.

Condemnation and support
Supreme Mat Louise has condemned Dilarang Merokok as a "false religion" and that it goes against all good sense. Supreme Mat Louise has issued a jihad against Dilarange Merokok and has vowed to bomb all Dilarang holy sites, such as the park near the parliament building in the Democratic People's Socialist Bolivarian Non-theocratic Republic of Serangoon

In contrast, the Supreme Chee Ko Peh Cheng Xiao of Siao Gin Na has showed his support for Dilarang Merokok, and has vowed to carry out the sacred practice of Mou Sha in defence of Dilarang Merokok.