The Metaphysical world of babo-ness

This is a world created by the ancient Cybertronians. Their sole purpose was to infect every living creature with as much stupidity as possible and recreate the perfect Eden. After 518931 sextrillion years of destroying galaxies full of living and non-living biological species, they came across an entity, known as Sgrnio. He (Yes, he's a he because he like dic-) had the masculine features of a man, he was the perfect being to stahp the veil creatures from continuing in their path for total destruction. He started a thousand year war with the Cybertronians, a war that ended him up as a mortal for the creatures placed a curse unto him, banishing him into the darkest, murkiest and slimiest place of the universe. As a 17 year old school student stuck in the depths of Earth, a celestial body inhibited by mindless, senseless and stupid biological thingsssss, he must strive to survive to age 50 in order to gain his abilities back and release his fullest potential for the world depends on him to once again stop the Cybertronians from taking over!

P.S. He's in -REDACTED- btw so if you want his autograph feel free to drop by and give him anything his horny mind wants.